Thursday, April 17, 2014

Cheeseburgers (and shoes) in Paradise...

Two words: Bucket List

Two more words: JIMMY BUFFETT! 

I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes...




Yes, my dreams are coming true this Saturday. The parking lot opens at 10 am and after many "What to wear to a Jimmy Buffett concert" Google searches... the answer is finally clear: A coconut bra and grass skirt. Since that wouldn't be the most attractive look on this bod...



I'm opting for a more traditional Jay Buff look. I found the tackiest men's Hawaiian shirt possible at Goodwill. That shall be worn over a pink tank with some ripped jean shorts. I'm hoping I make the final look, look something like this: 


Now for the hard part... the shoes.  I found a really great pair of flip flops at Goodwill that had like 14 plastic grapes on them...but I think I'll save those for when I go to Italy. I'm thinking wedges for when I arrive and flats... for when I fall flat on my face because I'm wastey at a Jimmy Buffett concert: 

WEDGES:






 Then after I fall...



AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS...JIMMY HAS THE RIGHT IDEA: